191 points by cfcfcf 6 hours ago | 12 comments
alnwlsn 2 hours ago
Reminds me of an estate sale I went to one time. Unassuming place, one of those tiny postwar homes about the same size as the one in this article - but with at least double or triple the density of this train layout in the basement. The owner must have been a very thin person, as the narrow winding paths around the basement in places measured no more than 8 inches, and the widest parts were only about 2 foot wide. In a 900 sq. foot basement, there was probably only about 50 sq foot of floor you could actually rest your feet on. The rest was all layout and boxes of trains and train accessories of all sorts - hundreds of tiny pots of specialty paint, miniature trees, "grass powder", special linkages and wheels, and more. Probably most of it got thrown away at the end of the sale.

People have hobbies, but I can't think of any circumstance in which I'd convert my basement into a deathtrap. There was less room than those hoarder houses you see on TV (but much more organized). It was genuinely concerning that they even decided to hold a sale there open to the public.

Truly one of the more bizarre things I've seen. Also, the upstairs? Mostly normal - you wouldn't even know the guy liked trains.

tenuousemphasis 1 hour ago
Sounds like he was neuro divergent and his wife made him keep his obsession in the basement.
specproc 4 minutes ago
Is there anything particularly "neuro divergent" about having a hobby?

Anyways, I doubt his wife's making him do anything. Totally normal domestic arrangement to have a space for one's thing(s), whatever it may be. Well-conducive to a happy marriage, IMHO.

I'm not fortunate enough to have a whole basement to play with, but my study's piled high with my books, electronics, painting gear, art and models. I'm thankful to have a space that's mine. My SO didn't tell me to keep my shit here, I was like "dibs" on moving in.

wrs 6 hours ago
This is fantastic. But wow, the home inspector was really phoning it in that day!
greenknight 4 hours ago
This is in Melbourne, where most homes are sold via auction (because of the limited supply)... lots of people are forgoing building inspections because of it. Wouldnt be surprised if he didnt do one.
emmelaich 19 minutes ago
Home inspectors (at least in Australia) are next to useless and expensive. The one I bought a report from never looked under the house or in the attic.
phire 4 hours ago
Inspector wound't have had any reason to mention it. They care about structural issues.

The foundation is still clearly visible, they could do their job despite the railway. And they wouldn't have known that others didn't know it was there.

Sgt_Apone 3 hours ago
Ours did up a full report with pictures. I also walked through with the guy. Seems like something they would mention, even offhand.
brudgers 2 hours ago
It would not be unreasonable for an inspector to assume something like the train layout was mentioned in the listing or otherwise known to the buyer.
Untit1ed 4 hours ago
It's an omission so huge you could drive a train through it.
brudgers 2 hours ago
Assuming HO scale.
justusthane 5 hours ago
Our inspector missed obvious asbestos in the basement — I would have preferred the model trains!
qingcharles 4 hours ago
Good news, everyone! It'll be all legal again soon:

https://www.ishn.com/articles/114790-trump-administration-to...

King-Aaron 4 hours ago
Unbelievable lol.
xattt 4 hours ago
The finger curls. You get model trains carrying carloads of asbestos.
classichasclass 4 hours ago
Our home inspector missed the front door failing to latch!
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brunker2 6 hours ago
How? It was accessible through a door. Nobody - not the seller, agent, himself or any other prospective buyers, or the building inspector he presumably engaged to check the place over before signing contracts - thought to look behind the door?

How can you buy a house without checking out the foundations/basement yourself or by a pro?

paranoidrobot 5 hours ago
All the home inspectors I looked at (Victoria, where this house is, plus Tasmania) were all quite clear that they would only access areas they could find a way in. Closed up areas, wouldn't be inspected by default.
brunker2 3 hours ago
Incidentally, I'm in Victoria myself. When I bought my house, the inspector did the works. Multiple roof spaces, got under the house and had a look, full report with photos, phone call consultation to explain everything he saw to me. He even notified the sellers of an urgent issue and they had it fixed that afternoon.

I guess it depends who you hire (and whether or not you want to know about any issues, which is the most compelling reason I've seen in the replies so far for why this was "missed").

bluGill 5 hours ago
In fact things like attic hatches are supposed to be sealed ane so even though seen the inspector is not allowed in the attic. (Unless there is other evedence of a problem, though they need to repair the seal in that case.
viraptor 4 hours ago
It's that something regional for specific access type? My Victorian houses always had the roof hatch accessible - it's just another storage area and needs to be available if you want to rewire something.
bluGill 2 hours ago
It is fairly new, strarted inithe late 1990s. It doesn't apply to old houses.
jfengel 5 hours ago
Why is that? That seems odd.
NL807 3 hours ago
Nonsense. Every house built in Victoria has an accessible hatch to the roof space. The hatches are not sealed either, it's just a lid resting over the opening, which can be pushed upward. Some have hinges, etc.
aussieguy1234 2 hours ago
My house is in Victoria and I can confirm there is no roof hatch. Its a 3 story house. No access or crawl space between the floors either.
danielheath 5 hours ago
The Melbourne real-estate market is _mad_. Prices (relative to wages) are exceptionally high and continue to rise, spending half your take-home income on housing isn't super uncommon.

Widespread sentiment that if you don't buy something ASAP, you'll never be able to - meaning lots of buyers skimping on due diligence to close a sale.

brenainn 4 hours ago
Not uncommon for Australia. The housing market is very competitive so being a nuisance as a buyer, such as hiring someone for a thorough inspection, could hurt your chances.

What inspectors actually do also depends on who is engaging them and how much they get paid. For example, in the ACT it's mandatory for sellers to have an inspection done. This will generally go to the lowest bidder and they will put in minimum effort, e.g. the report will have things like "Roof inspected as far as can see from ladder placed against the house" and "furniture present, unable to inspect area". If you were the buyer and engaging an inspector, and the seller cooperated, you could have them inspect as much as you were willing to pay them for.

mcdeltat 5 hours ago
It's really a shame too. If the realtor found that prime basement living space beforehand they could've tripled the sale price!!

(A joke but also not really because housing prices here in Australia are absolutely insane)

Gigachad 5 hours ago
Most old houses in Aus are just assumed to be complete shit so why waste money on an inspection to tell you what you already know. All the value is in the land.

If the house collapses that's a good thing because then the heritage protections are gone and you can build something better. The property value probably goes up if the old workers hut falls over.

sunnybeetroot 4 hours ago
Whatever the inspector finds, whether it be $50k or $100k or $200k worth of repairs that you request as a price deduction, there’ll be someone else who won’t care about the inspection issues. It’s in your best interest to make the sellers life easier and execute the fastest sale.
bigstrat2003 13 minutes ago
Only to the extent that your best interest includes buying the house. But if the house needs tens of thousands (or more!) in repairs, then very likely buying the house is not in your best interest. That's kinda the point of an inspection.
tzs 4 hours ago
The article says much of the house is raised, sitting above a carport. It sounds like this may be the space between the house and carport, so someone checking out the foundations would be looking for the foundation under the carport.
sandworm101 5 hours ago
Many "inspectors" don't even go inside anymore. In some areas, where it is know that the buyers has every intention of replacing/rebuilding most houses, I've even heard of "inspections" done without a visit. They check on google that the house plan matches city records, that services are provided to the lot, and that there are no buried oil tanks and such, but don't bother going to view the house in person.
goopypoop 5 hours ago
I guess the seller didn't want complications and the agent just lists what they're told about, wouldn't check for anything unexpected. Surveyors are commonly disappointingly trusting of handwaving and the buyer didn't have the experience to think to check.

A whimsical tale of dishonesty, laziness and incompetence. Merry fucking Christmas

qtwhat 5 hours ago
model train network?! a network to train your large language model?
m463 5 hours ago
Better scrupulously check keywords when hiring engineers to work on this.

"bringing it up to code" might also be as ambiguous as "engineer"

chrismorgan 56 minutes ago
A relative who is a manager sort in the medical software field told me yesterday about hiring hundreds of medical coders straight out of college. Apparently that doesn't mean software developers, but people who have swallowed a large catalogue mapping medical products and many-digit codes.
viraptor 4 hours ago
"Done, it's all up to code, your house has been migrated to the cloud".
astrange 1 hour ago
> His love of rail started when he was young, through a Japanese cartoon about a crime-fighting train.

I think this is Brave Express Might Gaine…?

Kirr 4 hours ago
Philip K. Dick's "Small Town" is found!
LeonB 2 hours ago
There’s never a train when you want one, but when you don’t they’re everywhere!
freeopinion 3 hours ago
Were there any Klein bottles?
adxl 5 hours ago
Serendipity.
SoftTalker 3 hours ago
If you guys think it's weird that that guy in Cleveland kept three women in his basement as sex slaves, wait 'til you hear what my middle-aged Uncle Gordon kept in his basement...

A fuckin' electric train!

deadbabe 5 hours ago
“Honey, look at this massive model train network that just happened to be in our basement!”
6forward 5 hours ago
Exactly! This basement could be an antique roadshow’s dream
alnwlsn 2 hours ago
Side note, but if you're trying to sell off this stuff, you better do it soon. Train nuts like this are a dying breed. Probably will all be mostly worthless in a couple decades, along with commemorative plates, or the "good china" your parents never use.

Market is hot(ish) now though, or was a few years ago. A friends dad died and he had trains. We helped ebay all of it. Owned a toy store or something, lots of rare stuff (like window displays). We even had a guy buy one of the rare posters, return it for questionable reasons, and then start selling counterfeits. Even so, the grand total wasn't a ton of money, more within the "worth doing" category.

goopypoop 5 hours ago
No mention of the stacks of niche magazines though
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holografix 5 hours ago
Hahaha exactly what I thought!
SudoSuccubus 4 hours ago
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tomhow 57 minutes ago
You can't comment like this on Hacker News, no matter what it's about, but especially something as benign as model trains. This kind of commenting is not what HN is for and destroys what it is for.

Please read the guidelines and make an effort to observe them in future.

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